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“Some like to read the Bible in Hebrew; some like to read it in Greek; I like to read it in the Holy Spirit!” Smith Wigglesworth

I love cars. I always have. Consider this the beginning.

“Be the change that you want to see in the world.” Mahatma Gandhi

The Lord’s Baseball Game
Bob and the Lord stood together, watching a baseball game. The Lord’s team was playing Satan’s team. The Lord’s team was at bat, the score was tied zero to zero, and it was the bottom of the 9th inning with two outs. Bob and the Lord continued to watch as the batter, Love, stepped up to the plate. Love swung at the first pitch and hit a single, because Love never fails. The next batter was named Faith, who also got a single because Faith works with Love. The next batter up was named Godly wisdom. Satan wound up and threw the first pitch; Godly Wisdom looked it over and let it pass, because Godly Wisdom does not swing at Satan’s pitches. Ball one. Three more pitches and Godly Wisdom walked, because Godly wisdom never swings at Satan’s throws. The bases were loaded.
The Lord then turned to Bob and told him He was now going to bring in His star player. Up to the plate stepped Grace. Bob made a face… Grace certainly didn’t look like much to him! Apparently Satan’s whole team agreed: they all relaxed and laughed a little when they saw Grace. Thinking he had won the game, Satan wound up and fired his first pitch. To all but one’s amazement, Grace hit the ball harder than anyone had ever seen. But Satan was not worried; his center fielder, the Prince of the air, let very few get by. He went up for the ball, but it went right through his glove, hit him on the head and sent him crashing to the ground; then it continued over the fence for a home run! And so the Lord’s team won.
The Lord then asked Bob if he knew why Love, Faith, and Godly Wisdom could get on base but could not win the game by themselves. Bob, looking a bit sheepish, admitted that he didn’t know. The Lord explained, “If your love, faith and wisdom could win the game, you would think you could win it by yourself. Love, faith and wisdom will get you on base, but only My grace can get you home. My grace is the one thing Satan cannot stop.”
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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter.
Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 
Really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
Now that’s taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 
Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 
Who would have thought!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 
Weren’t they fat enough?!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is…. 
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 

Did I read that right?